10 Reasons your dog’s haircut costs more than yours!

10.  Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body

9.  Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure and pedicure

8.  You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’s chair

7.  Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks

6.  Your hairdresser doesn’t brush your teeth

5.  You don’t try to bite the clippers, scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer – or the groomer!!!

4.  You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser

3.  Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath

2.  Your hairdresser would never wash your butt

1.  You don’t try to hump the hairdresser!

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